July, 2009


14
Jul 09

CLEAN UP THE DAMN TOYS!

I wonder what the five households surrounding our backyard thought when they heard that yelled repeatedly from my backyard yesterday. Yelled by a child. “CLEAN UP THE DAMN TOYS – I SAID CLEAN UP THE DAMN TOYS!!!!”

Only, the child in question (Allison) was referring to all the pool toys they used to try to build a dam across the pool. You know noodles, kickboards, etc. Just building a dam. When they were done, what where they left with? A damn mess. Or a dam mess. Full of damn toys. Or rather dam toys.

I wonder if our name is ever mentioned at the HOA meetings?


9
Jul 09

A video from Meredith

Written by Meredith
Produced by Meredith
voices/puppetry by Meredith
camera by Meredith

From Meredith's stuff

6
Jul 09

A bit of advice about revisiting your youth, and two quotes of the day

So um, Footloose? Not the sweet innocent dance movie I remember – there’s fighting, smoking (of various substances), teen drinking, mention of FORNICATION, and cursing. Lots of cursing. So my advice for reminiscing about your youth with your children…perhaps preview the movie first.

And finally, two quotes from my children during the movie. The first I will title something along the lines of “You know they are homeschooled when…..”

– during the locker room scene, when all the boys are showering and talking (and showing tushies), I realized that Allison had no knowledge of school locker rooms when she said, “What the heck kind of room is that??? The NAKED MAN room???”

And the second quote of the day, we’ll call “ahh, to be seven years old” -

The music changes, the male and female lead get this look in their eyes..and they go in for it. At this point, the seven year old declares, “I hate when sometimes they kiss how it looks like they are EATING each other’s faces off!”

And bonus quote, from the five year old voice – “I hate when they get all schmooshy wooshy” – the seven year old expanded on that to explain that she means when they are about kiss and they get all close together first.

I’m gonna guess that Dirty Dancing will have to wait a few years…..